conversation.Enqueue("Don't you think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself?");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"What do you mean?","The show must go on","The show must go on, with me to lead it."});
conversation.Enqueue("You just wouldn't want to wear out the crowd, is all, might be too much for them.");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"But they love it","I don't see why I should stop","Don't tell me what to do Dad!"});
conversation.Enqueue("I'm just saying, the crowd can only handle so much pizzazz, and I already put out more than enough.");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"But everyone loves pizza?","What's a pizzazz?","Maybe it's time for you to get out the razor"});
conversation.Enqueue("Be careful Dennnnnis, you're messing with the wrong bearded lady... also the only... bearded lady, people trust in the Baird, Baird is the word");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"I just wanna be friends","I'm still confused","*Give her the bird*, the bird is the word"});
conversation.Enqueue("HMMPPPHH");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"=(","*Back away slowly*","Sing 'Let it go'"});
conversation.Enqueue("Oh, it's you *wipes tears with beard*");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"What's wrong?","would you prefer a tissue?","What are you crying for?"});
conversation.Enqueue("Why do you care? Congratulations on becoming the best performer I guess");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"its a Baird shave beard world out there","I don't hate you, we're friends","Thanks"});
conversation.Enqueue("It's just, people used to come for miles to see my beard, and now its like they don't see me");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"I think you're great!","People still like you","What's a mile?"});
conversation.Enqueue("You're joking like John does, I can tell, I mean, I've never even actually performed");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"Well.. we only had three weeks","But you hold the circus together","So you just stand here all day?"});
conversation.Enqueue("The only time I moved from this spot was when you first arrived, I don't even have a walk animation");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"That's weird, I can't seem to stop moving","at least you're not stuck unicycling","You're like a beardtastic statue"});
conversation.Enqueue("Can I tell you a secret?");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"yes","yes","YES but in capitals"});
conversation.Enqueue("This beard isn't mine, it's Simon's... well... that's all you need to know");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"I'm sure you're still beautiful without it","Is that what that bald patch is?","I don't like where this is going"});
conversation.Enqueue("Here, take this, it's dangerous to go alone");
responseQueue.Enqueue(newstring[]{"...","this is the end?","this really isn't necessary"});